Rab

They maybe gone, but never forgotten...

Drives like a Turbo 2000?  Excellent!  Best of the best!  You will feel at home then Matey!! 

Sorry to hear is hasn't worked out for you mate, that's a real shame. I'm sure you'll enjoy your WRX, stay in touch!

If you are ever passing by during your infinite journeys, come pop by for a coffee and a quick blast of mine. It's not the same but you'll enjoy it I'm sure

A farmer gets a phone call from his son.
 
"I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive"
 
"Shoot it!" says the farmer, "and then bury it!"
 
....about 20mins later he gets another call...
 
"Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"....

My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. 
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles and my c*ck out, that I realised she wanted to rent out her spare room!!

A farmer gets a phone call from his son.
 
"I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive"
 
"Shoot it!" says the farmer, "and then bury it!"
 
....about 20mins later he gets another call...
 
"Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"....

A farmer gets a phone call from his son.
 
"I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive"
 
"Shoot it!" says the farmer, "and then bury it!"
 
....about 20mins later he gets another call...
 
"Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"....

I'm here Keith!! I'm just keeping a low profile! Still no car .....
 
Will be there on the 7th (in either the Pug or a Caddy - woo-f'kin-hoo!)

Come on peeps - you know you want to! Retail price on these is over £500/corner so this is a bargain and I'm open to offers!! 

f*ck it, *Buys Subaru badges off ebay*

I have got loads of Subaru badges, collected off cars over the years, as I like to de-badge them.  Got enough to transform your car, I think, Rob.   

Hi fatrab,
 
PM'd! 

Our own Fensport Demo GT86 S Turbo Auto is up for sale!
 

 

 

 

 
The car is 1st reg May 2012 and is fully loaded with Leather and Touch & Go.
17,000 Miles
 
Now the goodies ...
 
Avo stage 2 turbo kit with switchable boost, 0.5 bar low boost & 0.65 bar high boost.
 
2.5" Free flow CS exhaust system with overpipe and front cat replaced.
 
Five Axis LTD Edition body which includes the 5 piece bodykit boot holes filled and repainted, also the gunmetal 8.5 x 19"  S5:F Wheels fitted with 235 Toyo Proxes.
 
Top sage rear diffuser, Beat Sonic rear window spoiler and shark fin aerial
 
Tein - 25mm lowering springs.
 
K Sport 330mm 8 Piston Front brakes with Ferodo DS2500 pads
 
Absolute steal at £23,995
 
Can be viewed in Chatteris, Cambs
 
Best Regards
Adrian

Right so for tomorrow how about meeting at the Ponderosa at 11:30 for a 12:00 set off ?

Then along Martins route on the googlemap with a divert round the evo triangle?

https://mapsengine.google.com/map/edit?mid=zbyi25bL2mYE.kobddvHWpWZQ

1. Starts at Ponderosa http://www.ponderosacafe.co.uk LL20 8DR,

2. drive to the car park at the go kart track LL21 0RU.

3. Do a lap of the triangle with photo ops, meet back at the go kart track

4. Head off along Martins route to Mold

Any suggestions/modifications ?

I just want to make sure that we do at least celebrate a proper UK 86 day   
 
Anyone else around Manchester want to join Faith Lauren and I for a meal in Wilmslow tonight ?
Alec

Done!

Donated my pledge
 
Well done guys

Donation made, well done guys :-)

Awesome stuff you two!  Congrats on what you've managed to achieve anyways....even if you did sneak in a holiday

Well done you two!
 
I'll wing some money your way tomorrow. 

Ah come on, technically that's still sat night....

Average Sunday afternoon round my way.......

Sid the farmer was overseeing his stock in a remote moorland pasture in North Yorkshire when suddenly a new BMW advanced towards him in a cloud of dust..
 
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Rayban sunglasses and a YSL tie, leaned out of the window and asked the farmer " If I can tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
 
Sid looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing stock and calmly answers "Sure, why not.."
 
Yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cellphone and surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds into another NASA satellite that scans the area into an ultra-high resolution photo. He then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image-processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.
 
Within seconds he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. So he accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and after a few minutes gets a response.
 
Finally he prints out a full-colour 150 page report on his hi-tech miniaturised HP Laser Jet printer, turns to the farmer and says
" You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves ".
 
"That's right" says Sid. "Well, I guess you can take one of my calves"
 
He watches the young man select one of his animals and looks on with amusement as he stuffs it into the back of his car.
 
Then Sid says to the young man "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
 
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says "Okay, why not.."
 
"You're a Member of Parliament for our Government" says Sid, withouit hesitation.
 
"Wow! That's correct" says the yuppie " but how did you guess that..?"
 
"No guessing required" answered the farmer. "You showed up here even though nobody called you : you want to get paid for an answer I already knew to a question I never asked. You use millions of £-worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are : and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.... this is a herd of sheep..."
 
" Now give me back my f***ing dog!"
 
 
Spec K

YEAH!!
 
LEARN AND BURN!!
 
 
Spec K

Keith, this is me doing their burger challenge earlier this year. I smashed the record by over 4 minutes