Stutopia 158 Report post Posted April 6, 2017 Walked round to the car this afternoon, whistling a merry tune, minding my own business. I was expecting to find the gleaming WR blue beast that I parked up last night Only to be confronted with this lot. Not just the bonnet. They've done the roof too. I could barely open the driver's door to drive to the jet wash it was caked on that hard. My freshly polished windscreen. Took a gallon of screen wash just to be road legal. Talk about a dirty protest. I need a garage or an anti aircraft gun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul 442 Report post Posted April 6, 2017 Oh dear oh dear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 458 Report post Posted April 6, 2017 Well and truly dive bombed there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheCaptain 8 Report post Posted April 6, 2017 What comes around... 5 Mike, ALB453, Stutopia and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ALB453 51 Report post Posted April 7, 2017 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rob275 1817 Report post Posted April 7, 2017 This made me chuckle so much last night I nearly died, you described it so well I had a vivid image in my head It's a bit shit I admit, but I guess it gives you an excuse to clean it (again) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steeps 294 Report post Posted April 7, 2017 Takes some skill to get such an even distribution of poo on the car like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary p 46 Report post Posted April 7, 2017 wow you must have a pterodactyl living near you with that amount of sh*t haha!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Stutopia reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 111 Report post Posted April 8, 2017 And I thought the one bloody black bird living in the tree next to my car was bad. I feel your pain. My dad has issues with pigeons he alternates putting a fluffy life like toy cat and a toy hawk from the rspb in the tree near his keeps the local wildlife confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stutopia 158 Report post Posted April 8, 2017 Nice! sadly these are belligerent seagulls. They don't move for anything or anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steeps 294 Report post Posted April 13, 2017 No idea what it is with birds. Swapping over my wheels last night and I thought I heard rain... no it must have been a Russian spy pigeon in high orbit releasing some excess weight and it managed to hit every panel on the car in a single flypast! White spots everywhere within seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 458 Report post Posted April 13, 2017 I've had that before as well. It's not that bad to clean up... the worst I've seen is one gigantic splat that covered about a third of the top of the boot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steeps 294 Report post Posted April 13, 2017 It's bad because I have to wash the whole car and not the little bits of crap, otherwise I'd end up with clean spots on the car 1 Stutopia reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
