Special K 442 Report post Posted September 30, 2013 Paddy was doing okay...Bit of diy.. painting/decorating.. had a bit of a 'thing' going, as he watered down the emulsion and finishing paint.. reduced his quoted costs and he was getting work..Then, he got the big one.. largest building in the village, the Church and Manse.. he got it! Cheapest of the lot.. har! Set up his tower scaffold and worked.. bit of sandpaper. tosh of watered-down undercoat..On the third day a sudden great big black cloud appeared over the Church... huge clap of thunder.. bolt of lightning.. threw him off his perch and he fell to the ground, as his paint (watered down with turpentine) was washed off the whole building by the torrential rain that followed..... Paddy knew - this was a sign from God.. he struggled to his knees and declared "God! I've done wrong to your house.. I'm a sinner.. what can I do to make amends?"And this booming voice from the heavens replied...(...are you ready for this..?)" REPAINT! REPAINT! AND THIN NO MORE..!"Spec K Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keethos 842 Report post Posted September 30, 2013 Oh dear Keith :32 (35): We missed you too :hug: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
