Special K 442 Report post Posted December 2, 2013 A well-respected Manager (of a Toyota dealership..) was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his Secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said - "You graduated from university and I need some help. If I were to give you £20,000, less 14%, how would you work out what to take off?" The Secretary thought for a moment and said " That's easy... I'd take off everything but my earrings.." Spec K Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rob275 1817 Report post Posted December 2, 2013 I don't get it, is this meant to be a joke? what's she earning? lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keethos 842 Report post Posted December 3, 2013 LOL....that's one expensive "escort" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faith 237 Report post Posted December 3, 2013 hahaha, I was going to say she must be pretty expensive, was it the earrings or the everything else that cost £2800 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rob275 1817 Report post Posted December 3, 2013 Oh i get it now, i read earrings as earnings lol... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 442 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 <bangs head on table> Last night I decided it was time to defrost the fridge.. ... but she turned over and went to sleep... Spec K Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 442 Report post Posted December 9, 2013 So God said to Adam " I wnat you to go down to the valley..." "What's a valley?" asks Adam. God explains then continues - "... cross the river.." "What's a river?" asks Adam. God explains... "... up the other side to the cave.." "What's a cave?" asks Adam. Somwhat testily God explains, then "... find the woman and procreate." "What's procreate?" asks Adam. God, quite exasperated by now, explains and Adam goes on his way.. Twenty minutes later Adam asks God... "What's a headache?" Spec K 1 Sideways? reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 442 Report post Posted December 15, 2013 A couple were out doing some Xmas shopping together. The shopping centre was packed and, as the wife emerged from a shoe and handbag shop, she was surprised to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. Irritated because they had a lot to do, she called him on his mobile to ask him where he was. In a subdued voice he said " Do you remember that jewellers' we went into a couple of years ago, where you fell in love with that beautiful diamond necklace that we couldn't afford and I promised that I would buy it for you one day? Barely able to contain her emotions and with tears already forming in her eyes she said " Yes, of course I remember that shop.." "Well" her husband said "I'm in the pub next door.." Spec K 1 Keethos reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
